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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5477 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 106079 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2832 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama wearing a top hat, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited cake.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: get used to it.