Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Towns Built: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

    CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

    Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Magic Items Found: 6638
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

    ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!
    Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

    Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 2516 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

    Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

    Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

    Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

    YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

    But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyRusBel Funhouse

    CraftyRusBel Funhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

    Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 46 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1673 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

    Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

    We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

    LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3987 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Matzah and Creeper Craft

    Matzah and Creeper Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

    Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

    As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

    So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

    DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

    FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 198 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

    Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

    3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

    4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 719232 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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