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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Dimension Hops: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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