GeoEarthMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	4848	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1296
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
New Chunks Explored:	80148	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	363	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Buildings Constructed:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1223	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	5664
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9446	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Emeralds Found:	8393
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	3890	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4327	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15