so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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