so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 147
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3145
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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