so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9099
Villages Defended: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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