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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4206 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
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