so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    LostCraft survival without wipes and without privates Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival server with Hard difficulty without privates!Access to the server by requests in the WhiteList on the Discord serverAdequate adult players who come to play their favorite game and relax from everyday life.

    ➥ Without world wipes and without world boundaries➥ Daily backups to prevent loss of player progress➥ Without a neck, compliance with the rules is mandatory➥ No admin/creativity for money or free of charge, natural survival. No objects will ever fall into the world from creativity or team➥ Game difficulty on the Hard server (it will be difficult to survive)➥ There are protection mechanisms against x-ray and other cheats that can give someone an advantage over other players➥ You can build any farms and buildings of any size, the server will “withstand the load”➥ Wonderful, calm lamp atmosphere of the minecraft game with adequate people

    What are plugins and non-standard:► Record block and chest events with the ability to only view actions (CoreProtect)► Voice chat (PlasmoVoice)► Ability to sit wherever you want (GSit)► Installing skins by command (SkinsRestorer)► Server integration with Discord (DiscordSRV)► Game statistics on the server (PlayerAnalytics)

    ✶ As you may have noticed, these plugins do not affect the Vanilla gameplay in any way, that’s why they exist.

    ✶ We try to always update the game server to the latest version so that you feel comfortable playing with new game content and mechanics.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Welcome to ClassicMC!

    IP ClassicMC.mine.nu
    Version 1.21+
    Mode Survival Semi-Vanilla

    ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

    • Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
    • Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
    • Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    • Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

    Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What version is ClassicMC? ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
    What mode does ClassicMC operate in? ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
    Does ClassicMC have a community? Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC? While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 129764
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

    Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server
    Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

    Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

    But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

    Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9715
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Enchantments Applied: 237
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Farms Harvested: 791
    Potions Brewed: 89 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyKidzBelieve

    CraftyKidzBelieve
    Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

    like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

    Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

    Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 135487 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

    Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom
    So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PoolPeepingSteve

    PoolPeepingSteve
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

    EndlessFun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyScreenTime

    CraftyScreenTime
    Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

    Dust City – CSI’s Paradise
    join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 69 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Sand Digging Sea Robins

    Sand Digging Sea Robins
    Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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