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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7413 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1711 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?