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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3387 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?