Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2093
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	862	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

onehundred.mcserver.us

11th Dream

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	417	New Chunks Explored:	55077
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	845	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

join.11thdream.net

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	405	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

play.monkeyoasis.xyz

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

hub.haydzcraft.com

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	308
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	44878
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

185.137.94.42:25596

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

38.103.171.95:25555

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

mc.passioncraft.org

DarmaCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

mc.darmacraft.com

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

node2.spillhosting.no:25073

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1750
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

s52.csrv.pl:14351

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	752
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

173.237.43.73:19132

The Chunk Creative

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	112
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

mc.thechunk.net