Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Soulplex Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Join SOULPLEX NETWORK

Website: http://www.soulplex.net

Servers: SkyBlock, Eggwars, Creative, Prison, VillagerDefense, FastBuild, Survival, Creative and more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dashprison

op prison

DashPrison is a OP-Prison Server.

We have alot of features like Skinboxes much Crates and very much more.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FreeMcServer.net

Skyblock, Survival

Official server from FreeMcServer.net hosting provider.

Want your own server? Visit https://freemcserver.net

Use the promo code FMCS-GVSP-LIST-16d593e8 to get 10 free credits!

Server features: – Survival (No Grief) – Online / Offline accounts supported – From 1.8 to 1.17.1 supported

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JBG Survival

Survival, Vanilla

A basic survival server. Enjoy true 1.14 Minecraft. The server is running 1.14, you join with 1.14, and you play 1.14.

Please join the discord linked to recieve updates on events and changes to the server in advance. https://discord.gg/qFW5fyn

With EssentialsX, all your favourite commands, such as /tpa and /home are available for you to enjoy. In addition, you can use GriefPrevention to protect your builds from enemies.

There are a small number of kits available to help you start, you should try /kit tools, and /kit claimtools, once you start.

PVP is disabled within the overworld due to issues with people attacking new players, however you are free to duel in both the nether and the end.

KeepInventory is on, to help maintain the ultra-casual aesthetic of the server.

Enjoy.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rabisu abd minecraft

Rabisu is an innovative and modern Rust server hosting provider founded in 2016.

Minecraft was developed by Markus Notch Persson as a game that allows you to make designs with various cubes on skill development. It was published publicly on May 16, 2009 under the umbrella of the Mojang company, which Notch founded. The game has had a very tight player base since its release. It is ranked 5th among the most played games in the world of 2019. Many servers prefer Rabisu as a hosting company, including Craftrise, Turkey’s largest minecraft server. If you want to set up a minecraft server, you can rent a minecraft server right away by choosing the most suitable package for you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Yeejcraft network

Auction, Creative, Lobby, Skyblock, smp

Version :1.20.1 Both Java And BedrockBoth Premium And Non-Premium Can JoinGametype: SMP ,SkyBlock And Creative24/7 ACTIVE

Both official and cracked Java accounts can join using: 194.213.3.119:25575

Bedrock/mobile/xbox/ps can join using: 194.213.3.119:19132

We Are a Small Sever Starting Out In The World Of Minecraft Currently The Server Has Only 1 Dev That Is The Owner Alan So The Server May Not Be Extremely Optimized But I Can Say You Would Love To Spend Time On The Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotatozCraftMODDED

Survival

Hello, I have created a modded server full of fun mods (will add more)

Some mods include: MrCrayFish Mod Collection Pam’s Harvest Craft Dynamic Lighting Dynamic Weather Dynamic Surroundings

/!Must Have This Exact Forge Version: Forge 1.12.2 (14.23.5.2825)/! Modpack: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uFMGsJOciinSAmfqSAvhz8lKO5ltA8yg/view?usp=sharing

Note: If I do not have the correct permissions to use the mods in this server, then please contact me through [email protected]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HourOfWar Duping Allowed

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival minecraft server which will SOON turn into something else. Join soon for a BETA account! This will turn into a custom factions/bed-wars server. Stay tuned for more info! DUPING ALLOWED!!!!! need staff lol

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Geopolitica

Geopolitical, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Welcome to Geopolitica! We are a modded 1.12.2 geopolitical Minecraft server set on a 1-70 scale earth map. We offer a friendly community and fun experience within the confines of an 1836 earth map. We offer mods such as Immersive Engineering and Pam’s Harvestcraft, as well as tinker’s construct, Valkyrien Skies, and immersive railroading. So what are you waiting for? Come join!https://discord.gg/fQZ9Xumckq

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TBE

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TBE is a place of building and exploration. Basic Permissions. Spawn Shop. Server is fairly untouched. Claimed land will be protected without cost. Custom made loot structures are all around the map. The Senica Isles skyworld is under development. Currently is run by me crasheden, but server leaders/representatives are needed. Looking forward to making new friends, server innovations, and history to TBE.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cardinal

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server Discord : https://discord.gg/JHayz4

A vanilla survival server that is PVP and mod-grief free. Griefing is not allowed nor is hate speech. Swearing is allowed. Please ask for the server discord. Remember this is still a work in progress server! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fun89

Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Jobs, No Griefing, Premium, Slimefun, smp, Survival

Fun89 is small community with an SMP server. We are setup so the server is not p2w and have a friendly community of people. We have basic rules and are welcoming to builders, and people who just like to play the base game. The economy is player run and player shops are the only form of buying things with in game money.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crazy Impact

PvE, PvP, Survival

Hi,and Welcome to Crazy Impact. We are a Minecraft community wrapped around the thought of “Build it bigger, Build it together”.What that means is we Believe gaming is fun, gaming with friends is even more fun. We want to have many adventures, nights of Building and hours of crafting together to build our world into the Minecraft paradise we all know it can be. Our server hosts many Mods and additions including and not limited too: JourneyMap Tinkers Construct Extra Utilities Draconic Evolution and Many More Our aim is to teach, help, and grow the community to see all the wonderful things these mods can do. If you are a new player or even a veteran MineCraft player we welcome you to our community with open arms.To keep a Mature community we only accept players 18 years of age or older with a willingness to grow with the community. If this sounds great to you and you want to join the server click the link to get whitelisted! http://www.guilded.gg/r/ACJjMn078R?i=rdOVekW4

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kfpmc

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

New survival map as of June 2023 – Cross-platform (Bedrock/Java)

Kfpmc.org has been around for roughly 12 years, we are a smallish server with a very friendly and respectful community. The server is located in the EU but we have a large NA player base as well.

Stuff on our server:

Survival PVE – main map Economy – Personal trading And a functioning market with chest shops! Mini-Games & Events Held frequently Very friendly community – Active discord, helpful ops/admins, organizing game nights soon ! Donator perks & Veteran perks – You get rewarded for playing here !!!!

We are mainly a vanilla server with a focus around building together, many of our players have set up towns that are more than welcoming to new players. Included in the server are plugins to prevent griefing/cheating.

If you’re looking for a good server to play on then don’t be afraid to come online and say hello!

If you play on both Java and Bedrock you should connect your accounts, follow the link below.

https://link.geysermc.org/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Deltamc

FullPvP

Delta is an innovative Minecraft server that stands out for its unique gameplay features and vibrant community. Renowned for its emphasis on creativity and collaboration, Delta offers players a dynamic and immersive experience within the Minecraft universe. What sets Delta apart is its meticulously crafted world, featuring custom-built landscapes, intricate structures, and diverse biomes that inspire exploration and adventure. The server fosters a sense of community through its various gameplay modes, encouraging players to engage in cooperative building projects, competitive challenges, or individual quests. Delta’s thriving community contributes to its charm, fostering friendships, alliances, and rivalries among players. From survival challenges that test resourcefulness to creative modes that unleash boundless imagination, Delta caters to a wide spectrum of player preferences.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.