join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Gods Slained: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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