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Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, weapon banner, Web Event, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Star Shards Collected:	231
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

dangerous products, debunked safety claims, expert opinions, false safety assurances, health risks, hidden dangers, historical safety, outdated safety standards, overlooked hazards, product recalls, product safety, public health risks, safety failures, safety hazards, safety misconceptions, safety myths, safety reassessments, safety regulations, safety warnings, unsafe products, UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Therapy Land

alternative coping, BLOCK, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, creative outlet, distraction, emotional release, Escape, healthy coping, Land, mental health, mindfulness, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, Unconventional, unconventional coping mechanism, unconventional habits, unconventional therapy, unique coping

Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crops Grown:	9432	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israeli border, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, volleys, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2207	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crops Grown:	3851	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4127	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1