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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not be bored out of ur mind? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazier than a llama on a pogo stick up in here.
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.
