come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Villages Defended: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Astral Projections Made: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 272 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6106
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ores Mined: 8719
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3087 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Ores Mined: 5711 Endless Legions Commanded: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Potions Brewed: 163 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magic Items Found: 5278
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Villages Defended: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Emeralds Found: 5047

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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