come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8855 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Farms Harvested: 750
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 60562 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Crops Grown: 8334
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 258 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4976
    Star Shards Collected: 265 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Animals Bred: 199
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 1203
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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