Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

Edition, elitism, gatekeeping behavior, gatekeeping in fandom, protectiveness

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting kicked out of servers for not being a pro gamer? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server welcomes all levels of players, even if you still struggle to punch a tree! Join us and experience the thrill of being the underdog who eventually becomes the ruler of the server by building a giant statue of a potato (yes, a potato) that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and share gossip about Steve’s questionable fashion choices. So come on, don’t be a gatekeeper, be a gatecrasher on our server!

CraftyLiesMC

growing up, CraftyLiesMC, storytelling, hindsight, imagination

Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Zelenskyy’s Defense Minecraft Server

zelenskyy, international relations, Politics, Zelenskyys, Defense

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, ya know? like, ukrainians are all like rallying around this dude named Zelenskyy, and he’s like the ultimate defender of Ukraine’s interests, man. after this crazy Oval Office blowout, everyone is like, “yo, we gotta join this server to show our support for Zelenskyy!”

like, imagine building a giant statue of Zelenskyy in Minecraft and having epic battles to defend Ukraine’s interests against all the haters out there. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with way more explosions and way less consequences.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we store all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. are you up for the challenge? join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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New Server IP
ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!

presidential visit, Trumps, diplomatic relations, trump, foreign policy

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, u think u know minecraft but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Methane Madness: Sudd Swamp, Turkmenistan Coast, Ibera Wetland, Liaoning Laughs

Top Global, industrial activities, methane production, Emissions, Ibera

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more methane sources than south sudan’s wetland! we got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! our turkmenistan coast oil and gas is so lit, it’ll make your head spin! and don’t even get us started on argentina’s iberia wetland, the only thing wetter than our players’ tears when they lose their loot! plus, our china liaoning sources are so anthropogenic, they’ll make you question your existence! join now for a gas-tastic time!

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New Server IP

The Perch

Map, second home, smp, Events, Ip:

The Perch Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Semi-vanilla, community-driven server
Features	Never-resetting map Ranking system based on time played Active community with player-ran shops and events Sell and rent claims system

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join The Perch server? A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Perch? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/.

Q: What makes The Perch unique? A: The server separates itself by focusing on community needs, offering a cozy space without toxicity or drama, and introducing custom features.

Q: How can I get more information about the server map? A: You can view the interactive map at https://map.the-perch.net/.

Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

CraftyLiesMC

Zelenskyy’s Defense Minecraft Server

ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!

Methane Madness: Sudd Swamp, Turkmenistan Coast, Ibera Wetland, Liaoning Laughs

The Perch

The Perch Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions