Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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Mystic Booger Realm 1.21
Join our Minecraft server because we have pigs that smell like bacon, but not just any bacon, like the fancy artisanal bacon that costs a million dollars a slice. And the creepers? Oh boy, they smell like freshly baked cookies straight out of the oven. It’s like a scratch and sniff adventure every time you play. Plus, our zombies smell like lavender and our cows smell like Chanel No. 5. You’ll never want to leave once you get a whiff of this crazy server! -
MineCraftMIA: ParentingProbs
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to join us right away!Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a brave warrior (who may or may not have torn all his lower left back tendons) embarked on a journey to defeat the mislabeled packages of evil! With the strength of ten thousand stab wounds in his left leg, he fought against the forces of darkness to save his child from the clutches of his evil ex and her parents.
But fear not, for our hero emerged victorious, with his sister by his side and a Minecraft server to call home. Join us now and be a part of this epic tale, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory alongside the most resilient warrior of them all!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just remember, no more than 10lbs of weightlifting allowed – we don’t want any more torn tendons on our hands!
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BlockCraftRevolt2020
Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and ready to take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help lead the charge to impeach the Trump administration…in a virtual world, of course. Build your own White House replica and hold mock hearings with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in the pixelated walls. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
ZelenskysWorld: Thanks4Support
so like, u know how zelensky was all up in arms with trump and vance, right? well now he’s like, super chill and thanking all the pro-ukraine world leaders on twitter! it’s like a virtual love fest, man. u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got all the world leaders hanging out, building stuff and fighting off creepers together. it’s like a political peace summit but with pickaxes and diamond armor. plus, zelensky might even drop by to thank u personally for joining. who knows, maybe trump and vance will show up too and we can all have a big group hug. come join the fun, it’s gonna be epic! -
Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Why? Because we got characters like Lia, Nasa, Iori, Uruka, Michiru, Maemi, Pippa, Lumi, and more! They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with way more sass and style.These peeps are gonna take you on a journey through the craziest builds and adventures you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting dragons with Dizzy, exploring underwater temples with Jelly, or even building a castle with Ember. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
And don’t even get me started on the drama and shenanigans that go down in this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!