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HotMinecraftPlayer69
If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be so hot that even the lava blocks will be jealous of your fiery presence! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be your BFF. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted every block on our server while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So if you want to be the hottest player in all of Minecraft, join us now and start slaying mobs with your sheer awesomeness! -
TransAthleteMC Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna! -
CraftyUkrainianEcon
LOLZ OKAY SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLOCKY FUN. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YA A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO COULD DO THE MACARENA. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. NOW IMAGINE ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE ON THIS SERVER. WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND SHEEP DOIN’ BACKFLIPS. PLUS, THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF US AID TO UKRAINE IS TWICE LOWER THAN OFFICIAL ESTIMATES. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EITHER, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF BLOCK-BUILDING MADNESS. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. -
Crafty Docs: Morale Boost Server
so, like, u know when u play on a minecraft server and u just wanna have a good time but then u gotta deal with all these tasks and stuff that just make u wanna scream? well, not on this server, bro. we got rid of all that nonsense and just focus on the fun stuff.like, have u ever heard of a server where the more u play, the more u get paid? yeah, that’s right. we pay u to play minecraft. it’s like a dream come true, man. no more worrying about grinding for hours just to get some stupid in-game currency. we got u covered.
and get this, our server is so lit that even the doctors are getting in on the action. they’re all like, “wow, this server is so amazing, it’s actually lowering my stress levels and making me a better physician.” like, who would’ve thought playing minecraft could make u a better doctor? it’s wild, bro.
so, if u wanna join a server where the fun never stops and the rewards are endless, then come on down to our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even become a better doctor in the process. how cool is that?
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NaberHood_Survival
Survival MCMMO Aura Mobs Skills Shops Economy Plugins No griefing Tournaments PVP Quests Custom items Boss battles Enchanting Mining Building Farming Redstone Community Events, Economy, Mini Games, MCMMO, PvPSurvival Server on normal mode with MCMMO, Aura Mobs and Skills, Shops, Economy. Adding new plugins regularly. No griefing allowed and tournament happen daily
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