Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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FreezeTimeFridays – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can freeze time for an hour every day! Imagine all the crazy stuff you could do in that extra hour, like building a giant statue of a potato or pranking your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can hang out with talking cows who give you quests to find magical diamonds. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So come join us and let’s freeze time together for some epic shenanigans! #potatostatue #cakehouses #talkingcows #magicdiamonds #chickenwishes 🥔🍰🐄💎🐔 -
Minecraft Bootcamp: Silly Tasks!
Are you tired of boring, mundane tasks in the military? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and experience the thrill of building epic fortresses, battling creepers, and mining for diamonds in a virtual world where the only orders you’ll receive are to have fun!Forget about pointless tasks like scrubbing toilets or standing guard in the rain – on our server, the only thing you’ll be guarding is your precious loot from other players trying to steal it! So come on, join us and let your inner warrior roam free in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Who needs military training when you can become a master builder and redstone engineer on our server? Trust us, you’ll have more fun here than you ever did in boot camp. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!
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BlockPhone School Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the DENMARK of all Minecraft servers, bro. we ban all mobile phones cuz we want you to be fully immersed in the blocky world of Minecraft. no distractions, just pure gaming bliss.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your phone rings. NOPE. not on this server, buddy. we take gaming SERIOUSLY.
plus, after-school clubs? pfft, who needs ’em when you can join our server and build the most epic castle ever. trust me, you won’t even remember what an after-school club is once you join us.
so come on, join the DENMARK of Minecraft servers and experience a whole new level of gaming. just leave your phone at the door, okay?
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TransformerChaosCraft
haha dis server is like dat one time when da whole chile lost power cuz of one lil transformer. imagine dat but in minecraft!!! join dis server for da ultimate chaos and madness. build ur own power plant and try not to blow up da whole server. it’s like survival mode but with a twist – u gotta deal with random power outages and try not to rage quit. come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos of dis server. it’s electrifying, literally. -
Surgical Breath Boosters Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure your lungs stay EXPANDED just like in that fancy study thingy!! we got doctors and nurses in diamond armor making sure you breathe easy while you mine and build to your heart’s content. forget about those other servers, ours is the only one with lung-expanding technology!! join now for the most BREATH-TAKING experience of your life!!