Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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PutinTrumpTeaParty – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, totally insane! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, we have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon so we can ride it into battle against the creepers and zombies. Plus, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s totally lit, bro! So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LlamaLaserEyes #JoinUsOrRegretItForever -
CraftyKyivDonateUS
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who speak in riddles.But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also be helping to save the world one block at a time. For every diamond you mine, we donate a stack of emeralds to Ukraine to help rebuild their villages. So not only will you be having a blast, but you’ll also be a hero in the virtual world and the real world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
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MineCraftyMinerals Server
so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and all of a sudden, Zelenskyy shows up in the White House, but then he leaves without signing any minerals deal because there was, like, a huge blowup in the Oval Office! like, what even happened there? anyways, join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft!IP: ZelenskyyBlowup.About.WhiteHouse
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UkraineCraft: Explosive Support
so, like, u know how european leaders were talkin bout ukraine in the oval office, right? well, things got cray cray and the talks exploded! like, boom! but don’t worry, they still show support for ukraine, so it’s all good.if u wanna experience that level of drama and excitement, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got explosions, political intrigue, and maybe even some secret tunnels under spawn. who knows what u might find!
join now at: UkraineSupport.About.minecraft
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Middle Finger Toe Server
join dis minecraft server where da second toe is da real MVP, it be pointin’ at stuff like “yo, look at dis!” instead of da boring middle toe. u gonna be walkin’ around like u got a secret agent toe leadin’ da way.we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da cha-cha slide, and chickens playin’ chess against da cows. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and we want YOU to be a part of it.
come join us at ToePointin.About.Toes and let’s get weird together!