Gatekeepers Anonymous: Minecraft Edition

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GateMateGamerz
Hey gamers! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my college trip with my stressed-out friend, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life decisions just like I did on that trip.Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama. Just like how I forgot about eating for 24 hours because my friend was too busy looking for a stupid magnet!
And if you’re feeling lost and disoriented like that lady at the airport, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is all about helping each other out, just like I did when I ditched my friend to keep that lady company.
So come on, join us at xxx.StressfulTrip.xxx and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! See you in the game, gamers!
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ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! Like, one time, we had a creeper riding a pig wearing a top hat as our president, it was wild! And the admins are like, actual wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted golden carrots, it’s like a treasure hunt just to find it! So yeah, come join us and be part of the most epic, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Oh, and about Trump denying stuff, who even knows what’s real anymore, amirite? LOL! -
CraftyCapsAndTies vs. SuitsAndBlocks
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Trump would be tweeting about it. Join us and build your own wall (or tear down someone else’s, we don’t judge). Plus, we’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing – you’ll be wondering why Zelensky isn’t wearing a suit and tie in no time. And don’t worry about Elon Musk, he’s too busy mining for diamonds in his cap and t-shirt to notice. So come on down and join the chaos – just don’t forget your suit and tie! -
CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have karl rove as our honorary referee and putin is the ultimate winner in every dispute between trump and zelensky! we have insane battles, crazy building competitions, and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama! plus, our server IP is 420.69.666.About.420 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Zelensky’s DisasterCraft
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump