so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to stick it to the man? well, dis server is da place for u! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world! plus, we just got approved for da first-ever sanctions on russian gas, so u kno we mean business. join us now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3517 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Alien Abductions: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Enchantments Applied: 298
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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