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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9844 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9368 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!