Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2725 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
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