Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Runes Activated: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 5548
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 New Chunks Explored: 398419
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Animals Bred: 128
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 247 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Villages Defended: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7177 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Magic Items Found: 3323 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4526

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 148
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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