Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY