Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 354 Towns Built: 8
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Runes Activated: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

    And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RentFreeFamDrama

    RentFreeFamDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

    Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 608857 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

    NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCarnaval

    CraftyCarnaval
    Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 201
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

    CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle
    so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Crops Grown: 4293
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elastic Pixel Fun Land

    Elastic Pixel Fun Land
    OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nightfall Assault

    Nightfall Assault

    Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

    Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

    Main features:

    Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

    No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

    Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

    Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

    Play with friends!

    FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

    Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Emeralds Found: 8021
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

    About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Server Type True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
    Server Stability Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
    Hosting Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
    Donations No donations required
    World Border No world border
    Gameplay Features No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
    Community Discord server available for communication
    Platform Java

    FAQs

    1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

    2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

    No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

    3. Is the server on hard mode?

    Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

    4. Can players donate to the server?

    No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

    5. Is there a world border on the server?

    No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

    6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

    No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

    7. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1764 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magic Items Found: 2015
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Dragon Eggs Found: 2232
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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