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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3325
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Star Shards Collected: 193
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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