| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9681 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6084 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 236 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4162 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5273 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5594 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4240 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8652 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 93 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4392 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3641 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3569 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5621 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 144 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7599 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 248 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7154 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 555 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2345 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
