Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY