Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

    Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

    IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

    Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

    Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

    Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TV Show Minecraft SMP

    TV Show Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

    Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Gods Slained: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

    Invest Minecraft SMP Advice
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

    Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

    But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Farms Harvested: 486

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Board People Minecraft SMP

    Board People Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MagicMoon

    MagicMoon

    ¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

    Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

    Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

    Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

    Are you ready to experience the magic?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WakeCraft

    WakeCraft

    WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Indies MC Server

    Crafty Indies MC Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

    Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

    Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

    Slap My Hand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Players Killed by Monsters: 3754

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

    Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 234293 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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