| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3122 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5606 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1943 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3020 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8404 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1924 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8705 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3836 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5174 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Votes: | 8246 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6256 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 281 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5075 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8229 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2643 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1827 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3907 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
