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Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7564
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9903	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Potions Brewed:	65
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9658	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

HavocSMP

Community, Discord, Economy, friendly community, Fun Community, Fun pvp, fun server, Havoc, HavocSMP, join now, minecraft server, MONEY, player, PvP, richest player, Sell, Shop, smp, strongest player, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	8947
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	4398	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

mc.HavocSMP.xyz

HavocSMP, HavocSMP is a fun community you can also attempt to become the richest player on the server and you could also do /shop and /sell to make money. Try to become the strongest player in the smp and so much more! Join now!!!!

What will you see in Havoc? Fun server Friendly community! Fun pvp & more!!! Join now! https://discord.gg/QWUhrmgYGj

mc.HavocSMP.xyz:31898

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, culture, DATING, Fast, FEMCEL, feminism, gender dynamics, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, patriarchy, rejection, relationships, Rising, self worth, Server, social trends, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magic Items Found:	1863
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	7246	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Are all the Chad players ignoring you in-game? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the femcels out there! Join us and experience a world where the creepers actually respect you and the Ender Dragon is your wingman.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous of our player base. We have exclusive events like speed dating in the Nether and a weekly “Build-A-Boyfriend” competition where you can create the perfect pixelated partner.

So why is femcel culture rising so fast? Because our server is the place to be for all the diamond-digging divas who are ready to slay in style. Join us now and let’s show those Chad players who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Rate my Waifus Minecraft SMP

anime characters, anime girl’s, anime waifus, best waifus, cute waifus., Minecraft, Rate, Rate my waifus, smp, top waifus, waifu appreciation, waifu collection, waifu community, waifu culture, waifu enthusiasts, waifu fanatics, waifu list, waifu love, waifu material, waifu obsession, waifu rankings, waifu rating, waifu tier list, waifus

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	118
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Rate my Waifus” competition every week where players can show off their pixelated babes and compete for the title of Waifu Master. Trust us, the competition gets heated and the drama is real!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to see them strutting around like little fancy gentlemen.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon? Players team up to search for hidden loot scattered across the map, but watch out for the traps set by the mischievous admin who loves to troll unsuspecting adventurers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with waifus, llamas, and treasure hunts, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – the llamas are always watching.

MVVP

Characters, Custom Items, dialogues, Economy, exclusive designs, gameplay, Mechanics, Minecraft, MVVP, PvE, PvP, Quests, resource pack, RPG experience, Server, Survival, Universe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6666
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

MVVP its server with lot of exclusive designs, a great gameplay, and the resource pack system, it brings to minecraft a new RPG experience full of custom items, and new mechanics. Characters with different dialogues, and new quests on each update is what you will found out inside this universe!

88.211.231.60:25588

Granny’s Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime bonding, anime culture, anime experience, anime fandom, anime lovers, anime memories, anime moments, anime nostalgia, anime watching, anime with elders, anime with family, anime with family members, anime with grandparents, anime with loved ones, family bonding, family traditions, grandmother, Grannys, intergenerational activities, Minecraft, quality time, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	563213	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	1598	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can battle creepers with your grandma by your side? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where grandmas are the ultimate PvP champions! Picture this: your grandma wielding a diamond sword, taking down Endermen like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge the legendary Anime Boss, who can only be defeated by shouting your favorite anime catchphrase. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures with your grandma begin!

Sleeping With Steve Minecraft SMP

abuse of power, Actresses, actresses speaking out, assault survivors, Celebrities, famous women, film industry, harvey weinstein, Hollywood, Hollywood predators, Hollywood scandals, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, PREDATORS, predators in Hollywood, scandal, sexual assault, sexual harassment, Sleeping, smp, steve, Victims, Weinstein Company

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the scandalous secrets of Hollywood! Rumor has it that Harvey Weinstein himself has been spotted roaming our virtual world, trying to keep his dirty deeds under wraps. Will you be the one to expose the famous actresses who have fallen prey to his charms? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows what kind of juicy gossip you’ll uncover in our crazy, chaotic world!

moonwild.b2t.world Come in! you will like the Minecraft server

b2t, Minecraft, moonwild, No Griefing, No Wipes, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4539
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7287
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hello Vanilla survival without wipes and griefing.

moonwild.b2t.world

Butt Clean Minecraft Server

anal care, body cleanliness, body odor, butt, butthole hygiene, clean, hygiene habits, hygiene maintenance, hygiene practices, hygiene routine, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, intimate scent, Minecraft, natural cleaning, oral sex preparation, personal hygiene, scent profile, self-care, Server, soap-free cleaning, water cleaning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

arctic circle, Arctic region, Canada, cold climate, cultural heritage, Empire, Finno, Finno-Ugrics, Greenland, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, indigenous rights, Inuit culture, Minecraft, native languages, native traditions, Natives of Russia, northern hemisphere, northern territories, smp, traditional knowledge, Ugric, Ugrics, uralics, Usa

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Potions Brewed:	107	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3615	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

Druidical Wyverns SMP

Adventure, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Modpack, Druidical Wyvern, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, immersive SMP, ip address, Magic, Minecraft, modded world, Modpack, PvE, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, thrivng community, touch of roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

144.217.150.17:25574