Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Gods Slained: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Farms Harvested: 766
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY