| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4265 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Votes: | 6430 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5016 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3853 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3145 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4939 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9996 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2985 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1179 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Farms Harvested: | 309 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6633 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5274 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 135 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7364 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5007 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 760 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 249 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9439 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3043 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8016 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9416 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6529 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 942692 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 478 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!
