Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
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