Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

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Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Potions Brewed:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Star Shards Collected:	81
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	6960
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	244	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Votes:	6766

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4879
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com