Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	184251
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

novagildedaegis.cloudnord.net:21932

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

mc.threadsmine.ru

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1424	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

play.mcsecuranet.com

AngelicMC

KitPvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3914	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

mc.angelicmc.com

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	3143
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

externiummc.holy.gg:25819

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

play.blastfire.online

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

mc.greedisle.xyz

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Buildings Constructed:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Votes:	6094

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

play.terrarealms.net

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Divine Spears Created:	23

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

game-servers.myhomenetworks.com:25577

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

play.arisecity.net

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	3549
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

mc.thasmor.net

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9848	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	793	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

experience.minecraft.best

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

mc.the-bonfire.net

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

play.hyperprison.org

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

34.79.150.0