Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	640
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1368	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Magic Items Found:	3301
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	195
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6386	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Star Shards Collected:	292
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Farms Harvested:	390
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Votes:	2705	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1754	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	130	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com