Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2667	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Farms Harvested:	146	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mines Excavated:	1254

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	5382	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Crops Grown:	8144	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	979	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4127

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
New Chunks Explored:	746235	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1292	Players Killed by Monsters:	4421
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.