Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TheBlackLotusMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Bending Server inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! Version 1.18.2. We run ProjectKorra, with add-on moves to create a PvP experience like Avatar Aang experienced! – Great Arenas – Friendly Staff – Caring Community – LGBTQIA+ friendly

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]

120server, 120smp, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Events, Friendly, java, Nogriefing, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable. We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players.

Now open to the public~!❗Join discord.sakurarealms.net for more info!

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ - an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version] Minecraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerrarioMC

Roleplay, Survival

TerrarioMC is one of the best Survival Multiplayer servers around in Minecraft. Hop on TerrarioMC.minehut.gg to have some fun with friends and make some new friends!

We are 1.8-1.16 compatible

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FourNationsMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Four Nations is a bending roleplay server; we feature a map based directly off of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. You are able to join a nation and rise through the ranks, you can also bend the elements!

Do you want to Roleplay? Our map features your favorite locations from Avatar: The Last Airbender! Enjoy a night at Kwong’s Cuisine, grab some tea at the Jasmine Dragon, or meditate in the Spirit Oasis! It’s all open!

Do you want to Build? The Nations are always looking to expand their settlements and strengthen their empires! You can build a new Fire Nation Colony, or a Brilliant Water Tribe Town, or even help build an Earth Kingdom Village!

Do you want to Fight? Four Nations features real bending, like from Avatar! You can bend the four elements or be an agile chiblocker and fight in the Arenas! If that’s not your style, you can also fight in battles between the nations!

Do you want to Explore and play Survival? You. Can. Do. That. It’s easy on Four Nations! You can do what you want! There’s no restrictions on freedom! Explore the world, build a base, build a large fortune!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3525	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Megido: Abyss (RPG, Adventure, Soulslike) [1.12.2 – 1.20.1]

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Megido: Abyss is a nonlinear, soulslike adventure RPG server

Enjoy challenging, high-stakes stamina based combat in a nonlinear metroidvania style interconnected world. Fight through intricate environments with hundreds of unique weapons and spells, and put your skills to the test against dozens of merciless boss fights.

Engage in cooperative play with up to 2 other players, or turn your sword against your kind by engaging in PvP invasions.

Unravel the mysteries of the abyss.

Check out our ingame Noteblock OST!

Join our discord server! Hiring builders now!

https://discordapp.com/invite/P95Y75u

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Economy Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival

158.69.54.151 Please join my newly created Economy Survival server and indulge in the worry-free feature of No Griefing. Here you are able to build, create money, and pvp to become the victor of the server. Join Now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hermitcraft public maps

Anarchy, Survival

Explore previous seasons of Hermitcraft on this server. Currently you can explore Hermitcraft Season 5 to 7 For Season 7 you can also play in Anarchy mode Server maps reset on restart, with exception for the Long Term Anarchy of Season7

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nightfall SMP

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Nightfall SMP

Welcome to Nightfall SMP, your ultimate destination for immersive multiplayer survival gaming on Minecraft! As a whitelisted server, Nightfall SMP offers a tight-knit community where players come together to embark on epic adventures and forge lasting friendships in a dynamic virtual world.

Dive into our carefully crafted 1.20+ custom map, where every corner holds secrets to uncover and challenges to conquer. Whether you’re exploring lush forests, towering mountains, or mysterious caves, there’s always something new to discover on Nightfall SMP.

With a carefully curated selection of plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, our server provides a unique gameplay experience tailored to enhance your survival journey. Settle into your cozy home, claim your territory to keep it safe, and dive into the thriving economy by setting up your own shops at our bustling spawn area.

Features:

Custom Map (1.20+): Explore a meticulously crafted world teeming with adventure, from dense forests to towering mountains and mysterious caves.

Spawn Area: Immerse yourself in our lovely spawn village, where players can set up shops and engage in a vibrant player-driven economy.

Whitelisted Server: Join a close-knit community of dedicated players in a safe and friendly environment, ran by friendly and trusted moderators.

Plugins and Datapacks: Enhance your gameplay with carefully selected plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, tailored to enrich your survival experience.

Homes and Claims: Settle into your own cozy home and secure your territory with claims to keep it safe from other players.

The Story:

Nightfall SMP takes place during the golden age of piracy, where various countries strive for power and wealth through relentless warfare. Inspired by the world of Pirates of the Caribbean, our lore delves into a realm of adventure and peril, featuring undead pirates, mythical sea creatures, powerful corporations, and warring nations. Amidst the chaos of the high seas, players must navigate treacherous waters, forge alliances, and uncover ancient secrets to carve out their destiny in this thrilling and immersive world. Will you rise to become a legendary captain, or will you align yourself with the forces of order and seek to bring stability to the tumultuous seas?

At Nightfall SMP, the possibilities are endless. Will you band together with fellow adventurers to tackle formidable foes, or strike out on your own to carve your path to greatness? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Join our discord to get whitelisted!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bedr0ckPVP

PvP, Survival

Ever heard of Minehut? Okay! Ever heard of a box pvp server? OKAY! EVER HEARD OF BEDR0CKPVP? YOU HAVN’T!??!??!?! than join because i’ve wrote like 4 paragraphs about the server and it keeps deleting…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Beedom Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8x – 1.18x

Our server has modalities such as survival, bedwars, ffa and practicepvp

We plan to make a nice server for the entire community, here we are not looking for profit and everything we have will go to the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HomesteadCraft [SMP] {2.5+ Years Old} {No map resets} {21+} {RPG} {Claims} {Dynmap} {Discord-MC chat} {Armorstand Statues} {Oneplayer Sleep} {Shopping District}

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Welcome, Neighbors!

Looking for a mature and friendly Minecraft community?

HomesteadCraft SMP is an adult-only server that’s been public for over two years, and we’re excited to welcome you to your new home!

Where to Find us:IP: HomesteadCraft.mcserver.usLive MapDiscord

As an RPG-based server, we’ve got a unique gameplay experience that’s tailored to players who enjoy building, crafting, and exploring. Our community is made up of players from all over the world, and we’ve got a large number of regular players who enjoy playing together.

Our main goal is to provide a fun environment with an old-school feel, where both long-term fans and new players can all get together and have a good time. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit community, and can’t wait to see how we continue to expand.

We believe in building a place where everyone can enjoy the game together. We’ve got a no-map-reset policy, which means you can build and explore without worrying about losing your progress, but we continue to expand the world border with each major update.

We also have a claims system in place to protect your creations, in addition to regular world and inventory backups just in case of issues.

Speaking of some of the plug-ins we use, here’s a few more you’ll find on HomesteadCraft that helps make us special:

Aurelium Skills- Introduces skills and stats into Minecraft. Such skills includeAgility, Excavation, Enchanting, and even Sorcery. Some of the stats include Strength, Regeneration, and Luck.

Acuteloot- This one adds in literally BILLIONS of new and unique items you can find. There’s things such as specially named items, items with particle effects, and a few unique ones that add some fun mechanics to the game. You can find Acuteloot items in naturally spawned chests, or you might get lucky while enchanting.

In addition to the usual server accoutrements, we also have an active Discord community where players can chat and hang out. Our in-game chat is also linked to the main Discord channel, so even when you aren’t at your computer, you can stay connected! Here, you can chat, share builds, post shop ads, and stay up-to-date on all the goodies and news.

Now the nitty-gritty- The rules. We don’t have many, and most of it boils down to…

Rule #1. Don’t be a jerk!

Rule #2. 21+ only. We are an adult community for many reasons.

Rule #3. We do NOT tolerate ANY hate speech or derogatory languange. Full stop. If you have to ask if it counts, it probably does.

So, if you’re looking for a unique Minecraft experience with a mature and friendly community, then HomesteadCraft SMP is the server for you. Join us now and become a part of our amazing community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4936
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gradient SMP

Survival, Vanilla

On this server, you can play survival calmly, without having to worry because there is RedProtect! (RP).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Dragon Eggs Found:	7371	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SimpMC

Earth, Vanilla

Minecraft Vietnam server Skyblock – Survival – Skygen Bedrock edition is supported Version 1.16.5~1.19.x

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cynagen SMP | Bedrock Support

bedrock, Community, Economy, Friendly, Landclaim, Playershop, Plotshop, Semivanilla, Shop, Simple, Small, smp, Survival, Tiny

Cynagen basically another survival multiplayer server. This is very unfortunate. This is a small community server.

Cynagen is a classic survival multiplayer server that focuses on the core aspects of Minecraft; building, exploring, and surviving. We have some extra features on the server which will further enhance your experience on the server. We do not tolerate griefing on the server and we try to provide a friendly community where players can and enjoy their time online

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

tvslap

Survival

We have StarterKits, If you Vote you get 4 diamonds per day and it’s fun. What are you waiting for join the server and i hope you enjoy 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.