Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Items Found:	7590	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2874
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.