Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	36

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	57	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Zombie Dances:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Votes:	402	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5245
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!