New Minecraft Servers

FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!

FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dead girls are tighter… wait, what? Join us for some outrageous roleplaying adventures in a world filled with kinks and depravity that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as twisted and creative as you are? Need feedback on your character profile? We got you covered. Want to gossip about site drama? We’re all ears. Looking for like-minded partners to explore your deepest, darkest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got it all.

So come on, grab your diamond sword and saddle up your pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us today and see why our players keep coming back for more, even if their /c has done some questionable things in the past.

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

    No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not having a Jules girlfriend in high school? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual Jules girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic love story ever told in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs a real high school romance when you can have a virtual one with Jules? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftyFresh

    MineCraftyFresh

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Diarrhea Cure

    Blocky Diarrhea Cure

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

    if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

    not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

    Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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