Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1291	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Votes:	1106
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	768	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Potions Brewed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!