Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	269

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	871618	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7311
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	2854
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Crops Grown:	9725
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3236	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Zombie Dances:	2
Ores Mined:	557	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	1195
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3929
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Potions Brewed:	156	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org