Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MeowCraft Minecraft Server

6 foot, Be me, bleach my asshole, body confidence, body image, Confidence, dating advice, Disappointment, good haircut, lied to me, male grooming, Masculinity, meowcraft, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, no woman is interested, personal grooming, physical appearance, pretty muscular, self improvement, Server, skincare, social validation

> Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	969
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

#announcement, #revelation, 3PM, anticipation, BEWARE, Coming Soon, Cowboy, cryptic message, Enigmatic, ignore, Impending, impending doom., impending event, Minecraft, mysterious event, mysterious warning, OCT 10, October 10th, OMINOUS, secret, smp, Space, Surprise, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

Community, discussion forum, Favorite, favorite subreddit, internet forum, niche community, Online Community, online platform, popular subreddit, reddit, social media, subreddit, subreddit community, subreddit discussion, subreddit poll, subreddit question, subreddit recommendation, subreddit suggestion, subreddit topic, SubredditSMP, User-generated content, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FerretFrenzyCraft

exotic pets, ferret behavior, ferret bonding, ferret care, ferret companionship, ferret diet, ferret enrichment, ferret health, ferret intelligence, ferret personality, ferret socialization, ferret training, FerretFrenzyCraft, ferrets, furry pets, good pets, pet ownership, Pets, playful pets, small pets, unique pets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4148
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5860
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crops Grown:	2769	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	560
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2