Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Buildings Constructed: 46 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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